I spend my entire day keeping this guy from climbing anything remotely climbable and those things defnitely not. Or keeping him from trying to refresh himself in toilet water, or eat something out of the trash. Or from ripping folded clothes apart. Or from surfing the internet, or calling Kenya.
There are times where I exhaustively express: "Please just stop John!".
Then, he looks at me like this with his rotten, charming grin - and reminds me it is all well worth it.